White Ranger
Review by Jmann
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Power Rangers are cool. So that makes this really cool.
This is the best Power Rangers toy ever.
The sculpt and paint applications are spot on, and the sticky black paint really brings out the cat hair on the chest and back.
Look at how crisp this is.
And while the White Ranger doesn't come with any accessories, he has amazing articulation.
Look at all these joints.
HE CAN KICK!
HE CAN PUNCH!
HE CAN TURN INTO A TORNADO!
This is the best Power Rangers collectible ever crafted by human hands. If you see one of these in a gutter or a storm drain, do yourself a favor and pick it up! Just make sure to remove the dirty needles before putting it in your mouth.
Comments
6 comments postedYou know, my parents' cats didn't even have access to this toy - it was stored away in a box of garage sale finds until I sent it to you. So any cat hair stuck to that figure is vintage, preserved from the home of whatever kid owned it in the 90s.
It adds to the charm.
This is the most sarcastic review ive seen on CDX.
OH LOOK ITS ONE OF JMANNS!
Still waiting on that liquid metal technology so that we can get the Chogokin version.
This is another one of the funniest reviews I've read on this site! Back in the day I've acquired a butt-load of random Power Rangers paraphernalia. Matter of fact, this reminds me of the Red and Green Ranger bendies I have. If I'm not mistaken, I believe I also have white ranger and gold ranger bendies as well.
...as for the photos, it looks like the Masked Rider couldn't handle the awesome might of the White Ranger's Tiger Power!
This is honestly how my brain processes all the power ranger reviews here. i just missed the boat on the enigma that is power rangers, I'm just saiyan!