Joon's VF-1J Valkyrie Bootleg
Review by Ginrai
So it's the mid-90's and because of Macross Plus and Macross 7, Macross is popular again. You are a sleazy Korean bootleg toy maker. How do you make some scratch? That's right. You rip off Takatoku's classic rendition of the 1/55 scale VF-1J Valkyrie toy from the original Macross!
Like Takatoku and the companies that followed them, you want to get the most of your toy molds, so you crank out some color variations. The Hikaru style is obviously first. You always start with the protagonist's robot. And then Max and Miria in blue and red are the next place to go. And then... well, you're basically out of VF-1J color variations from the show unless you want to go brown, but no one ever buys the brown one. So what do you do? You make an olive green one. And what do you do after that? You make a hideous clown robot.
Honestly, this color scheme looks like someone ate a Bomb Pop and then threw it up all over this hapless robot. Some huge Macross nerds have observed that it sort of resembles the Angel Birds demonstration Valkyries from the first episode of Macross. I tell these people they watch too many cartoons. The inside and outside of the vertical stabilizers don't match and it looks like the robot just shoved both fists into some mud.
While it's kind of nice that this toy does include a small amount of metal (the wheels, the swing bars on the shoulders and hips), the legs are entirely plastic and that's a bummer.
Also a bummer is the incredibly poor quality workmanship. None of the parts fit together well, the robot is pigeon-toed, and the head wobbles around on the spring in the neck. I actually had to open the thing and reassemble the head properly. While this is the same size as the original Takatoku toy, no, you can't swap parts between it and the original because the tolerances are all off and everything either shaped slightly wrong or ever so slightly bigger or smaller.
I think one of my favorite things about this toy is that the legs were clearly painted in blue and then they just painted right over it and you can clearly see the blue beneath it. Classy.
My mom got me this for Christmas when I was 15 or 16 from a local comic book shop. I don't know where the comic book shop got them, but they were selling them right alongside legitimate Bandai Macross 7 toys. A few months later all the Bandai ones were gone replaced by those sleazy Macross knock-offs. Ah, the world of illegitimate toy making.
There is a happy ending to this story though! A customizer on the internet wanted this particular crappy variation of the Valkyrie for some project he was working on and the money I got selling this to him I used to buy a Bandai VF-1S Super Valkyrie 1990 reissue. It was missing the armor and had a shoulder break I was able to fix using my stash of spare Valkyrie parts. Essentially I traded this piece of crap for a way better Valkyrie toy! So remember kids, if you want a Valkyrie, get a different one.
(C) 2009 Jeremy W. Kaufmann & CollectionDX
|Posted 9 May, 2009 - 18:58 by Ginrai|