G.I. Yo! Suckpegs from Suckadelic

The Sucklord is a pretty funny guy and in general, I get a kick out of his bootleg toys, even though I generally haven't bought as many as I'd like to. But I gotta say, I've just not been feeling the whole Suckpeg thing. Until now. Maybe.

These things are just so stupid, yet somehow perfect in their absurdity. They have a certain, old school claymation look to them that cracks me up.

Duchess, Corporal Slither and Pestro

I almost want them, but at $100 for the 3-pack, they're about $70 more than I would consider paying.