Ultraman Zero (Renewal Version)
Review by Jmann
Ultraman Zero was brought to you by Bluefin Tamashii Nations!
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Ultraman Zero was in a few movies over the past few years. Believe it or not, I've totally seen all of them but I can't seem to remember anything about them... Well... Mostly. So I figured the best way to showcase this beautiful figure was... This....
"Boy! I sure do love being an Ultraman! Space is super fun!"
"Excuse me sir! But you appear to be standing on top of my city."
"No way! This is space!"
"I'm sorry, but you're actually in the middle of Angel Grove."
"Oh yeah? Well if this isn't space I'm gonna squash you!"
"NO! I NEED DINOZORD POWER NOW!"
"TOH!"
-MEGAZORD SEQUENCE HAS BEEN INITIATED-
"WOAH! That robot's almost as big as I am!"
"But I'm still gonna SQUASH YOU!"
"Let's see how you stand up against my..."
"ZERO SLUGGERS!"
"Ha. That's not that impressi--"
*ZLING*
*KzaCK*
"WOAH! Looks like I'll just have to..."
"DINO PUNCH!"
"OUCH! I've conveniently landed in a position that showcases my articulation!"
"Good thing I landed near my ACCESSORIES! Look at all these hands and effect parts!"
"Time to show off my SPECIUM RAY!"
*KzzzzPEEEEW*
"OW! That hurt the metal robot that I can't feel! I guess I'll just have to..."
*pow* "PUNCH! AGAIN!"
"Ha! Where's your buddy Glenfire so he can save you now!?"
"Jmann's way too cheap to spend money on a companion piece at secondary market prices!"
"Wait. Is that true?"
"Eh."
"Wow..."
*STOMP*
*STOMP STOMP STOMP*
This toy is really fun to play around with. I'd recommend him to any Ultraman fan. So... I'm not sure exactly how to end this review... so here's this...
Uhhh.... The end...
Ultraman Zero was brought to you by Bluefin Tamashii Nations!
Grab all your Tamashii Nations items from BigBadToyStore, yo!
Comments
8 comments postedlol..that was crazy..i like that last pic for some reason.
"OUCH! I've conveniently landed in a position that showcases my articulation!"
ahahahaha, great.
also, "Wait. Is that true?" *shrug*
and the big finale... wow
Yea...you might want to see a urologist about that...
If your toku powers last longer than 4 hours, please consult a super sentai doctor immediately. Do not use if you are allergic to shellfish, overweight, have heart and breathing problems, pregnant, may become pregnant with an alien hybrid, smoke, think about smoking, thinking about thinking about something, reading this warning label, or suffer from diarrhea.
If necessary, please instigate a fight between Jmann and Tanuki.
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NEVER!
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