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Hosts: D'Arcy, Jeik, Jeremy, Zuey

We went to Alternative Press Expo 2010 in San Francisco. This is about everyone drawning Ninja Turtles, cartoon cephalapods, and unemployed superheroes.

Click [HERE] to make your own comic book!

Much more after the cut, including a bunch of different people drawing Ninja Turtles, as promised.

Hosts: Betty, Heidi a.k.a. Zero-chan, Jeremy, Mike, Nat, Ramon, Star, Tim

This is about character development, music, and who has to drive.

Click [HERE] to win the battle of the bands.

More after the cut.

Hosts: Betty, Heidi a.k.a. Zero-chan, Jeremy, Mike, Nat, Ramon, Star, Tim

This is about '80s fashion, empowering young girls, and hard light holograms that can pitch correct your voice. Oh, and lots of mustaches.

Click [HERE] to put a bomb under the couch cushions.

Hosts: Jeremy, Zuey

This is about screwed up families, hiding your vigilante activities from your girlfriend, and getting bopped on the head by toddlers.

Click [HERE] to eat a pigeon and belch loudly.

Hosts: D'Arcy, Jeremy, Mike, Zuey

This is about Jeremy not being able to remember the opera Pagliacci, chopping a girl in half, and coat hanger misogyny hats.

Click [HERE] to shoot someone in the eyeball with an arrow.

Thanks to Funimation for sending us this DVD!

Video after the cut.

Hosts: Jeremy, Zuey

This is about fan service (no, not the sexy kind), twelve Ninja Turtles hanging out, destroying the universe, and brain on brain action.

Click [HERE] to demand pizza.

Hosts: Jeremy, Zuey

This is about The Smurfs, Michaelangelo, Garfield, Alf, Alvin & The Chipmunks, Slimer, Muppet Babies, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tigger, Pooh, and many other cartoons teaching you how to steal your little sister's money so you can buy drugs with it.

Click [HERE] to pull out the manhole in front of a hapless drug addict.

Video after the cut.

Hosts: Jeremy, Zuey

This is about football players pretending to be knights, King Arthur's incredibly defined buttocks, and the guy with the magic power of brick. Yes, brick.

Click [HERE] to ride through the storm, see the knights fighting evil and crime.

Hosts: Jeremy, Zuey

This is about six-armed, sadistic, sexy ambulance robots, hyper enthusiastic actors, and "the original Transformers". Hint: Transformers started in 1984. In no way is it true that, "Before the Transformers, there were the Van Pires!", despite what the totally ridiculous publicity will tell you.

Click [HERE] to BE THE V.

Video after the cut.

Hosts: Jeremy, Zuey

This is about aging soap opera actresses and former Baywatch babes, too much garlic, and plastic dinosaurs.

Click [HERE] to hug Grimlock.

We really liked this comic.

Many pics after the cut.